Dungeons & Bullshit
Beneath the Cathedral of Saint Unhelpful lies a dungeon ten floors deep, and a Dungeon Master of dubious credentials who narrates your doom and invents a new law whenever he's losing an argument.
Type whatever you want to do. He decides what happens. The rules will change. They will not be fair. Reach the bottom and confront The Management, or die trying, which is more likely.
Your first descent is free for 15 minutes. Patrons descend without limit for $4.99 a month.
How to play
- Write what your character does, in plain words. Anything goes: fight, flee, bribe, flirt with a gargoyle, file a complaint.
- The Dungeon Master posts Decrees as you go. They stay in force for the whole run. Break them and pay; exploit their wording and be rewarded.
- Watch your HP, gold and dignity in the ledger. Death is permanent. Every run starts fresh.
- Find a way down on each floor. Floor 10 is where the bullshit is made.
- Write in Spanish, Basque, or any language, and he'll answer in kind.